Rick & Morty Bowl Saver(Save – A -Bowl)-Rasta

Description

Jah Mon! Blaze Wisely with the Irie Rick Save-A-Bowl!

“Whoa, Morty! Check it, mon! Grandpa Rick’s gone full Jah! I’ve infused this Save-A-Bowl with the holy colors – red, gold, and green, yeah! It’s like the spirit of Mount Zion protectin’ your… your sacred herbs, ya know?”

Keep your precious #$%^ secure and your vibes high across all dimensions with the **Irie Rick Save-A-Bowl**! This heat-resistant silicone band rocks the righteous red, gold, and green, bringin’ peace and conservation to your sacred chalice.

Don’t let the good herb spill, mon! Get yourself some righteous Optional Cleaning Plugs – select ’em above, yeah! And if you feelin’ blessed by Jah, add a Random Save-A-Bowl for just $1.95 extra! Who knows what mystic design the universe will send your way, seen?

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Irie Features, Mon:

• 🔴🟡🟢 Holy Trinity Colors: The red, gold, and green of Rastafari, blessin’ your pipe with good vibrations.
• 🔥 Heat-Resistant Blessings: Crafted from strong, non-toxic silicone, protectin’ your herbs from the fire, seen?
• 🛡️ Guardian of the Herb: Holds your sacred leftovers tight, preventin’ spillage and savin’ the good stuff for later, yeah!
• 📏 One Love Size: Fits most of dem standard pipes, from the Sherlock holmes lookin’ ones to the round like a roti.
• 🎒 Ready for the Journey: Easy to carry in your pocket or your bag, wherever the spirit takes you.
• 🧼 Clean Like a Spring Rains: Just wash it, mon. Easy peasy, like smokin’ the sacred herb itself.

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Measure Your Chalice, Mon:

“Listen up, Morty! Gotta measure your… your smokin’ vessel. Grab a string, like you tie up a bundle of… of wisdom leaves.”

1. Take a piece of string, shoelace, or yarn. Hold one end at the bottom of your pipe’s bowl – where you put the sacred herb.
2. Wrap it around, nice and firm, right over the heart of where the fire burns.
3. Mark the spot, mon, mark it like it’s a sign from Jah.
4. Measure that string. If you need help, ask a wise elder.
5. If it’s between 4.6 and 10 inches, then this Irie protector will fit your chalice perfectly, seen?

Important Note: Won’t fit no chalice smaller than 4.6 inches. Don’t force it, or you’ll disrupt the good vibrations.

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Witness the Blessings (Maybe with Some Reggae Beats):

Click here to see the demonstration (copy and paste if the spirit ain’t movin’ it right). Maybe you’ll hear some irie tunes, ya know?

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Optional Blessings: Keep Your Chalice Pure!

“Morty, even when the vibes are high, gotta keep your smokin’ tool clean, mon. Get these Optional Cleaning Plugs – they’re a small price for a pure experience, yeah!”

• 1 x Clear Plug: 11mm – 16mm diameter, plus stem
• 2 x Blue Plugs: 6mm – 13mm diameter, plus stem
• 3 x Assorted Plugs: 1mm – 8mm diameter

Please Note: The size of these cleanin’ tools might shift like the sands of time. Just go with the flow, mon.

See the Cleanin’ in Action (It’s a Simple Blessing):

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Important Guidance:

• 🔴🟡🟢 Irie Colors: Red, Gold, Green, bless up!
• ✨ Optional Cleanin’ Tools: Keep your chalice pure, mon!
• 🎁 Feelin’ Blessed? Add a Random Save-A-Bowl for good karma!
• 🚫 CHALICE NOT INCLUDED! Respect the sacred tools, seen?

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WARNING: YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER TO PURCHASE THIS ITEM. By continuin’ with this transaction, you acknowledge you’ve read this and understand the age restrictions, ya know? By proceedin’ to checkout, you declare you’re of age in your territory. It’s the law of the land, mon, respect it.