Description
Beam Me Up, Scotty! Conserve with the Smoking Robots Save-A-Bowl!
Don’t let your precious cargo go to waste! Blast off with the **Smoking Robots Save-A-Bowl** – a heat-resistant silicone band featuring some seriously cool, smoking robot designs. It’s the fun and functional way to conserve your favorite herbs or tobacco!
Awesome Robot Features:
- 🤖💨 Rad Robot Designs: Get ready for a collection of quirky robots puffing away – each Save-A-Bowl boasts a unique, fun design! (Designs vary).
- 🔥 Super Heat-Resistant: Made from tough, non-toxic silicone that can handle the heat like a bot in a blast furnace.
- 🛡️ Protective Force Field (for your stash!): Keeps your leftover herbs or tobacco safe and sound, preventing tragic spills.
- <0xF0><0x9F><0xAA><0x9E> “Regular” Size – Fits Most Spacecraft (Pipes!): Designed to fit about 80% of your standard medium-sized pipes – think your trusty Sherlocks, Gandalf cruisers, and even those doughnut-shaped asteroids.
- 🚀 Perfect for Galactic Travels (and your pocket!): Compact enough for on-the-go missions in your pocket, bag, or backpack.
- 🧼 Easy-Peasy Cleaning Protocol: Just wipe it down – keeping it clean is easier than calibrating a laser cannon!
📏 Will These Bots Fit Your Ride? Measurement Guide:
Not sure if these robotic guardians will fit your pipe? Follow these simple trajectory calculations:
- Grab a piece of string, shoelace, or maybe even some spare robot wiring! Hold one end at the bottom of your pipe’s bowl (the loading bay).
- Wrap it around the bowl, right over the main loading zone, until the ends meet back at your thumb.
- Mark that spot – that’s your critical measurement!
- Measure the length of your string/wire. For pinpoint accuracy, use something thin and mark it precisely.
- If your measurement reads between 4.6 and 10 Earth inches, these robot bands should lock on perfectly to your “Regular” sized pipe!
Warning! Won’t fit pipes smaller than a black hole’s event horizon (less than 4.6 inches circumference)!
See the Robots in Action!
Witness the robotic conservation technology here!
Important Transmission:
- 🚫 PIPE NOT INCLUDED! (Robots need their own spacecraft).
- 🤖🎨 Robot designs are randomized for maximum surprise!
GALACTIC WARNING: YOU MUST BE 18+ TO PURCHASE! By engaging in this transaction, you acknowledge you’ve reached the legal age in your sector and understand the age restrictions. Proceeding to checkout confirms your compliance with all planetary and intergalactic laws.
